1) Get married
Oh, I managed that one.
2) Get divorced
Hmmm. First failure.
3) Have a child
Haven't done that, but I act like one. Does that count?
4) Go surfing
Fell off right away and the board struck my head. Surfing's overrated.
5) Be questioned by police during a murder case
It was attempted murder - a stabbing that happened at my neighbour's. That counts for something!
6) fly a plane
Wouldn't be typing right now if I'd done that.
7) Go absailing of side of a building
That's just insane.
Think of the potential head trauma if things are set wrong.
9) Go to disney land
Be real. I went to Disney World.
10 Wrestle a pro wrestling match in front of an audience,
In other words, you want to be on Jerry Springer's show?
I'm a pretty big failure, judging from your list. Thanks for making me feel old and inadequate!