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Steve Flashman
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« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2008 »


 One I stole (or do you say plagiarised???) from Sandra on 'ere...

 She said, "Ssssh..... Just let the poison do its job..."

 


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A man on his deathbed turns to his wife. "Before I die, I need to confess something."
She smiled at him.  "You don't need to."
He replied, "Yes I do, so I can die in peace. I had an affair with your sister and your best friend." She said, "Shh, just let the poison do its job."
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« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2008 »

"Never Too Late To Die"
 
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"I'm dying!", she said. "I know!" He said, laughing hysterically.
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« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2008 »

"This is poison." "Damn, you caught me!" He moaned quietly.
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« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2008 »

I've got several stories that I'm entering... I just don't want to tell what they are yet.  I've got one that's a sure winner.
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« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2008 »

I've got two, I like them but sure winners?  Hmm Maybe....
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2008 »

I'm going to cut up an award winning crime novel into single words, then pull out 10 randomly. Stick them together and then repeat until all the words are used up. Hopefully, I should get a winner that way.
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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2008 »

I have experience in this sort of thing, but am not quite as confident as Sammo. I have two I`m pleased with. But self satisfaction is never de rigeur in public is it?
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« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008 »

I have experience in this sort of thing, but am not quite as confident as Sammo. I have two I`m pleased with. But self satisfaction is never de rigeur in public is it?

Must bite tongue... mustn't be tempted by smutty repsonse...
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« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2008 »

I thought the metaphor was clear enough!
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« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2008 »

I started one instead of dealing with some bank guarantees but then the bank rang up and I've haven't gotten back to it. 

All a bit of fun!  Must ensure I get one in though.
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« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2008 »

 
 Title: The Duel
 Text: "I've loaded both pistols, Sir." "Unload one, my dear fellow..."
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« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2008 »



 Title: Friends Like These
 Text: Ross, Rachael, Joey, Chandler and Monica found murdered. Phoebe missing.
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« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2008 »


 Title: A First Time For Everything
 Text: This time Cain felt his brother had gone too far...
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« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2008 »


 C'mon, they're not good, but hopefully they're inspirational..... (aaaargh!)
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Steve Flashman
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« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2008 »

I'm going to cut up an award winning crime novel into single words, then pull out 10 randomly. Stick them together and then repeat until all the words are used up. Hopefully, I should get a winner that way.

 Tried this.....

 Got:

   Elvis, killed... Nice toasty... Sucking noises... Plenty of bloating... Reaped.

 Title: The King Is Dead

 Not very good PLUS my copy of Death Message is bloody ruined..... I'd only got to page 272....

 (It's late, I'm bored, I'm blocked, it's my girlfriend's birthday on Saturday and I'm working, my bosses want me to go on holiday during a bank-holiday weekend, and I've only just discovered that Mitch Hedberg died a couple of years ago... But enough about me... Did you change your hair???)
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