... Ever felt like shouting GO AWAY leave me alone to read.
YES! You're on the bus and some mouth-breather inarticulate moron grunts, "Gud buk?" "It was, until you sat down next to me. Jealous that I can read? See, no pictures, just words!"
Don't you wish you could be paid to read? That would be a great job. Course, what do you do on your break? Hmm.